The Best Hamster Flavours: The T-shirt

Hamsters are not for eating.

As cute, fluffy and bite-sized as they may be, you are not permitted to eat them. But you can think of what kind of flavours they should be. Based on their fur colour and pattern, not on their actual flavour, of course.

Are these actually real hamster fur patterns? Some of them. Some of the names are close to the real names of fur patterns, too. That’s right, I’m not the only person putting it into people’s heads that hamsters taste like sweet and delicious treats. The experts started it.

For anybody still tempted to pop one in their mouth, just smell it first. That should put you off the idea. In fact, just going into the room where the little rodent is kept should give you a strong enough whiff.

This tee comes in black and white and is:

• Made from 100% soft, durable cotton. 
• Printed with the Direct to Garment (DTG) technique for high quality, long lasting graphics. 
• Available in sizes from S to 5XL, check our size chart for precise measurements. 
• An accurate description of what fantastical yet ethically inedible hamsters would taste like.

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