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Astral Apple

Don’t Open The Door: The T-shirt

Don’t Open The Door: The T-shirt

£17.99 GBP
£17.99 GBP
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Don’t Open The Door: The T-shirt

The single greatest threat to your comfort in the wintertime is the icy blast of cold air that rudely invades your home the moment you open the front door. There is no way to prevent it. You must instead armour yourself in a down stuffed puffer jacket, woollen scarf and hat, and maybe some gloves too, before opening the door and facing the sapping cold of the outside world. What a cruel contrast to the toasty warmth of your home. Or you could just stay indoors all winter.


This tee comes in black and is:

  • Made from 100% soft, durable cotton. 
  • Printed with the Direct to Garment (DTG) technique for high quality, long lasting graphics. 
  • Available in sizes from S to 5XL, check our size chart for precise measurements. 
  • A signpost for everybody else in the house to warn them of the dangers of opening the front door.

All our shirts are eligible for free shipping worldwide.




Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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