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But as the initial shock subsides, you breathe a sigh of relief. It’s\nonly the raccoon of the house. The midnight snacker. You should have known\nbetter. At least you now know where all the leftovers have been going.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the one who raids the fridge at midnight. The one\nwith the iron stomach. The one with questionable dietary choices. 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